The Chronicles of Chris Miao: Part Eight

Act 2 Scene 3 [Enter Horny Harris] Horny Harris: Why, there’s no one around now. Good. I do need a short break from that Luncheon Meat Woman. I mean, honestly, who knew I would be so unfortunate as to become HER follower? Or forrower, as she says, my God. Did that woman never have English [...]

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The Chronicles of Chris Miao: Part Seven

Act 2 Scene 2 [Enter Mummy Ang and 004] 004: The whole lot of them are soo i-rri-tating! How long am I to withstand their stupidity? Mummy Ang: Hush, my dear, for fear they might be lurking just round the corner. 004: (Smacks forehead)We are in the middle of Orchard Road, walking over to Wheelock [...]

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The Chronicles of Chris Miao: Part Six

The Long Awaited Act 2 Scene 1 [Enter The Supertroopers] 001: Eh cool, T3! Now where exactly do we check in? Superhunk: I’ve no idea, but I’m going to check the board. We are on SIA right? 001.25: Of course! I booked it! And after I retire from Agent work I shall become a flight [...]

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