The Chronicles of Chris Miao: Part Eleven

Act 3 Scene 1 [Enter The Luncheon Meat Woman and Horny Harris] Luncheon Meat Woman: This is Anfailed! Ah! What a great prace for stocking up my Forrow Me supprise! Harris, what do you think? Horny Harris: Since when did you really care at all what I think? Luncheon Meat Woman: Just answer my queschion, [...]

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The Chronicles of Chris Miao: Part Ten

(This shall be my first full-fledged attempt at crafting a part of the Chronicles. Let’s hope that all manages to go well.) Act 2 Scene 5 [Enter the Troopers] 001: Alright, it’s time to get serious my dears. We shall need to contact H with immediate urgency. [Enter Chiabby hologram, from the in-room entertainment system] [...]

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